Introduction: the brooklyn tee party: a revolution begins x -- Chapter 1 Tee off 2 -- Finding inspiration 3 -- Gathering supplies 3 -- Anatomy of a t-shirt 7 -- Mastering the basics: measurements, pinning, threading the needle 10 -- Stitches: running stitch, backstitch, whipstitch, zigzag stitch, cross-stitch, boxed cross-stitch, finishing a stitch 12 -- Adding style: drawstrings, gathers, ruching, applique 17 -- Coloring outside the lines: adding embellishment 19 -- Dyeing, batiking, printing, bleaching 20 -- Zen and the art of t-shirt deconstruction 23 -- Chapter 2 Tee time 24 -- Scoop, there it is 26 -- Slash 'n' sash 28 -- Brokenhearted 30 -- Fringe benefits 32 -- Pleasantly punk 34 -- Ruffle and tumble 36 -- Comfort corset 38 -- It's a cinch 40 -- Mix 'n' match 42 -- Shoulder slash 44 -- Pin-up 45 -- Halftime 46 -- Ode to the mullet 48 -- Chapter 3 Par-tee on 50 -- Classic punk 52 -- Shoulder chic 54 -- Outer lace 56 -- Lace age 58 -- Ties to die for 60 -- Fermez la ruche 62 -- It's my party and i'll tie if i want to 64 -- Safety first 66 -- Diamondback 68 -- A beautiful day in the 'hood 70 -- Put me in, coach 72 -- It's a string thing 74 -- Sew easy 76 -- Heavy meshinery 78 -- That's a wrap 80 -- Six-pack 82 -- Greek goddess 84 -- Queen of braids 86 -- All strung out 88 -- Tying game 90 -- Punk'd 92 -- Strip search 94 -- Chapter 4 Flir-tee girls 96 -- Boob tube 98 -- Bodice snipper 100 -- Ready-made 102 -- Bow me over 104 -- Natural sass 106 -- Scarf ace 108 -- Rollover 110 -- Bandeau, james bandeau 112 -- Knotty by nature 114 -- Halt right there 116 -- Cover girl 118 -- T-bird 120 -- Twisted sister 122 -- Teeny bikini 124 -- Chapter 5 Skir-tee girls 128 -- Snips ahoy 130 -- Snip, crackle, pop! 133 -- Sidewinder 136 -- Double-crosser 138 -- Pocket rock it 140 -- Next of pin 142 -- Row, row, row your bows (gently down the seam) 144 -- Knot too shabby 146 -- Skirt flirt 148 -- Triple-layer cake 151 -- Petal pusher 154 -- Flare thee well 156 -- Mud flap 159 -- Diamonds in the rough 162 -- Road trip 164 -- Material girl 166 -- Alphabet city 168 -- Bohemian wrapsody 170 -- Wrapper keeper 172 -- Cinch city 174 -- Your ass is grass 176 -- Tying up loose ends 178 -- Flapper frenzy 181 -- Chapter 6 T-zone 184 -- Go-go gauntlets 186 -- Knee huggers (leg warmers) 188 -- Braided bunch (braided belt) 190 -- Punk poncho 192 -- Scarf it up (scarf) 194 -- Fit to be tied (hat) 196 -- Check this (checkbook cover) 198 -- A tee in the 'pod (iPod cozy) 200 -- I'm the real shady (eyeglasses case) 202 -- Bag lady (handbag) 204 -- Backpacking the heat (satchel backpack) 206 -- Rock the tote (tote bag) 210 -- Is this seat taken? (seat cushion) 213 -- Sweet dreams are made of tees (pillowcase) 216 -- Cute roll-up (bolster pillow) 218 -- Patchwork punk (blanket) 220 -- Chapter 7 T-wrecks 224 -- Flower power (blossom) 226 -- Nip it in the bud (rosebud ring) 228 -- Ice t (ring) 229 -- Banned for life (headband) 230 -- Net profits (hairnet) 232 -- I'm with the band (wristband) 234 -- My ears are ringing (earrings) 236 -- Downward spiral (braided rug) 238 -- Shag me, baby (shag rug) 240 -- Big hair bands (hair elastics) 242 -- Bowed and the beautiful (hair ribbons) 242 -- Brace yourself (bracelet) 242 -- Lace station (shoelaces) 243 -- Knit wit (yarn) 243 -- It doll (rag doll) 244 -- Expand-o-pants 246 -- Pocket it 246 -- Patch it 247 -- Flare affair 247 -- Grand finale: Tying the knot (the t-shirt wedding dress) 248.